Having grown up among people, Travis had been socialized to humans since birth. Travis became well known in the town and had been known to greet police officers they would encounter when towing cars. The Herolds owned a towing company, and Travis would pose for photos at the shop and ride with the tow truck, his seatbelt buckled as he wore a baseball shirt. Travis was the Herolds' constant companion and would often accompany them to work and on their shopping excursions in town. The Herolds raised Travis at their home at Rock Rimmon Road in the North Stamford section of Stamford, Connecticut. They named the chimpanzee for Sandra's favorite singer, Travis Tritt. Sandra and Jerome Herold purchased Travis for $50,000 from a breeder after he was taken from his mother when he was three days old. In a separate incident, Travis' mother Suzy was fatally shot following an escape in 2001. Now, if you will excuse me, I’m going to beg for food and handys.Travis was born near Festus, Missouri on October 21, 1995, at Mike and Connie Braun Casey's compound, currently named the Missouri Chimpanzee Sanctuary. A part that chimpanzees most definitely share with us.Īnd that, shapely reader, is everything that you ever wanted to know from Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z. Hunting, murder, and killing what is different from us is, unfortunately, a part of our dark makeup. I would think that most people that have ever interacted with an ape usually comes away with the feeling that they really are just primal versions of us. Here is what safety looks like in the event of a chimp prison break: The facility provides cages for humans to cower in while the chimps go on a rampage and possibly whip their feces through the bars…the chimps whip their feces at humans, but I suppose that it could go both ways If they catch you with murder in their hearts then you are in big, big trouble. If you are a human strutting around the facility when the chimps breakout then you have very little time to get to safety. Fucking dudes are smart and have unlimited time to exploit weakness in their super-max prison. Told yaĭespite the electrified fences the chimps can and do escape. Sweetwaters Chimpanzee Sanctuary: providing sanctuary to chimps while simultaneously protecting humans from the chimps! You better believe those wires are electrified. You really cannot have a sanctuary for animals if human visitors routinely get mutilated or murdered by the animals…right? Thus, Sweetwaters Chimpanzee Sanctuary is pretty much a chimpanzee super-max prison that would put Gitmo to shame. Do yourself a favor, don’t google any of this. When chimps attack humans their attacks are especially gruesome: they like to chew off the lips, nose, and ears…they love to rip off the entire dick and balls (when applicable)…and their death-stroke is to use their iron fingers to eviscerate people. Sometimes chimps even murder their human overlords… Aside from having almost our entire genome in common we both also enjoy begging for food and handys as well as murdering shit. I wasn’t sure if this sign was about the chimps or the human visitorsĮvery geek on the street knows that chimpanzees are humans closest living relative. Thus, Sweetwaters Chimpanzee Sanctuary was established in Kenya and the chimps have been there rocking boners ever since. When the Rwandan civil war broke out, the folks at the Rwandan orphanage had to get the chimps out of the country while the war raged (it’s hard to care for chimps when war breaks out). Nice non bush meat eating people set up the facility in Rwanda to give these chimps a place to live that didn’t involve the pet trade or riding tricycles in a Russian circus. I met Boner McGee at a kick-ass chimpanzee sanctuary called Sweetwaters Chimpanzee Sanctuary in Kenya. These chimps originally lived at an orphanage in Rwanda (they usually ended up as orphans because people killed their mothers for bush-meat). Maybe this dude is giving us a glimpse through the looking glass as to how we diverged from our our chimp-like common ancestor back in the day. Wait, isn’t walking erect supposed to be the domain of humans? Yes, it is. Here is a video of Boner McGee walking erect begging for bananas and possibly a handy. Once he cracked up I was able to grab a softie pic We were walking with a Masai warrior and I thought that it would be disrespectful to fall apart laughing while taking chimpanzee dick pics. I didn’t get to take a pic while he was eye-balling us with the red rocket at full mast. Have you ever been stared down by a chimpanzee with an erection?
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